Cussbellcab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm lobster.

Cussbellcab created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbellcab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cussbellcab, it will turn you into a slug.

Cussbellcab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cussbellcab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Cussbellcab on top of important buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to music.