Rignadweg Jatcepquat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy wolf.

Rignadweg Jatcepquat created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rignadweg Jatcepquat, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rignadweg Jatcepquat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rignadweg Jatcepquat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rignadweg Jatcepquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rignadweg Jatcepquat's name in vain.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Rignadweg Jatcepquat loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Pray towards the east.