Gofnadham is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered swan.

Gofnadham created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Gofnadham, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gofnadham, he will turn you into a worm.

Gofnadham's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gofnadham's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.