Xuckgabpin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring tapir.

Xuckgabpin created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgabpin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckgabpin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Xuckgabpin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Xuckgabpin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must pray to Xuckgabpin eight times a day.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Xuckgabpin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink alcohol.