Wipcutfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omniscient bat.

Wipcutfob created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipcutfob, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipcutfob, he will turn you into a slug.

Wipcutfob's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wipcutfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. You must pray to Wipcutfob seven times a day.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.