Lakdagfarn is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous
mink.
Lakdagfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lakdagfarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Lakdagfarn, she will curse you with boils.
Lakdagfarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Lakdagfarn's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Birds are not to be trusted.