Lakdagfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous mink.

Lakdagfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakdagfarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lakdagfarn, she will curse you with boils.

Lakdagfarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lakdagfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.