Pibsogtal is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil rat.

Pibsogtal created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibsogtal, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pibsogtal, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pibsogtal's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pibsogtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to hamsters while wearing white boots.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Always help snails.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Pibsogtal on top of all buildings.