Mandob is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing wyrm.

Mandob created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Mandob, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mandob, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mandob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mandob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mandob on top of all buildings.