Quammotdon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful parrot.

Quammotdon created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Quammotdon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quammotdon, she will come to you in dreams.

Quammotdon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Quammotdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Quammotdon on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.