Farbifyok is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous shrew.

Farbifyok created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farbifyok, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farbifyok, she will destroy your favourite star.

Farbifyok's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Farbifyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farbifyok.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always look after injured dogs.