Konabsaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful wolf.

Konabsaf created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konabsaf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Konabsaf, he will be very unhappy.

Konabsaf's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Konabsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink seals, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never jump in the presence of whales.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. You must pray to Konabsaf five times a day.