Stiplibstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying monkey.

Stiplibstrag created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Stiplibstrag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stiplibstrag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Stiplibstrag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Stiplibstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always wear violet.