Jenjanjatlitjipartdag Panglogquatmap Ortbamnuttwonrowcusspib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering dryad.

Jenjanjatlitjipartdag Panglogquatmap Ortbamnuttwonrowcusspib created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenjanjatlitjipartdag Panglogquatmap Ortbamnuttwonrowcusspib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jenjanjatlitjipartdag Panglogquatmap Ortbamnuttwonrowcusspib, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jenjanjatlitjipartdag Panglogquatmap Ortbamnuttwonrowcusspib's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jenjanjatlitjipartdag Panglogquatmap Ortbamnuttwonrowcusspib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Never pour water over plants.