Nadfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident aardvark.

Nadfas created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadfas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadfas, it will be very sad.

Nadfas' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nadfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.