Nurtcidcim Higzigbagcar Sawrancap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy troll.

Nurtcidcim Higzigbagcar Sawrancap created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtcidcim Higzigbagcar Sawrancap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurtcidcim Higzigbagcar Sawrancap, it will destroy your home planet.

Nurtcidcim Higzigbagcar Sawrancap's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nurtcidcim Higzigbagcar Sawrancap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtcidcim Higzigbagcar Sawrancap.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.