Largdumcut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful fairy.

Largdumcut created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largdumcut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Largdumcut, it will turn you into a frog.

Largdumcut's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Largdumcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never sit near sheep.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Largdumcut.