Flagwapjabtun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, deceitful fish.

Flagwapjabtun created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagwapjabtun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flagwapjabtun, it will turn you into a mouse.

Flagwapjabtun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Flagwapjabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never sing near grasshopers.

5. Do not stand on grass.