Fidriprill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless chicken.

Fidriprill created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidriprill, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fidriprill, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fidriprill's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fidriprill's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fidriprill.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Always help horses.