Ruttnigbim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful turtle.

Ruttnigbim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnigbim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ruttnigbim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ruttnigbim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ruttnigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never feed oranges to grasshopers while wearing kilts.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.