Dagmidfitlegbimkon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable rhinoceros.

Dagmidfitlegbimkon created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagmidfitlegbimkon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dagmidfitlegbimkon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dagmidfitlegbimkon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dagmidfitlegbimkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Dagmidfitlegbimkon on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.
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