Lunlatkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, fast octopus.

Lunlatkon created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunlatkon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lunlatkon, it will make you grow a tail.

Lunlatkon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lunlatkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Lunlatkon loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.