Rutdodnat Bigveencem is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish crane.

Rutdodnat Bigveencem created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutdodnat Bigveencem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rutdodnat Bigveencem, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rutdodnat Bigveencem's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rutdodnat Bigveencem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.