Vilmabmad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, conceited cow.

Vilmabmad created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilmabmad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vilmabmad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Vilmabmad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vilmabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Put Vilmabmad first in all things.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.