Sanceblimhimlunsatminnar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonest crane.

Sanceblimhimlunsatminnar created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sanceblimhimlunsatminnar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sanceblimhimlunsatminnar, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sanceblimhimlunsatminnar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sanceblimhimlunsatminnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Sanceblimhimlunsatminnar.

5. Never think about comets.