Hignelspag is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, omniscient
crane.
Hignelspag created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Hignelspag, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Hignelspag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Hignelspag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Hignelspag's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.
2. Do not wear green clothing.
3. Hignelspag loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Hignelspag.
5. Fast once a month.