Rappitquim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional fairy.

Rappitquim created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rappitquim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rappitquim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Rappitquim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rappitquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Run away from violet capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Rappitquim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Always look after injured gulls.