Dutbossdot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing capybara.

Dutbossdot created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Dutbossdot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dutbossdot, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dutbossdot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dutbossdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while unclean.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.