Gepbottom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty sheep.

Gepbottom created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbottom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepbottom, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gepbottom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gepbottom's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Run away from turquoise sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear dresses.