Quillfumventimmif is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, kind
parrot.
Quillfumventimmif created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillfumventimmif, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Quillfumventimmif, he will not care at all.
Quillfumventimmif's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Quillfumventimmif's Holy Commandments1. Never think about chromosomes.
2. Do not eat aubergines.
3. Do not take Quillfumventimmif's name in vain.
4. Quillfumventimmif must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Quillfumventimmif on top of all buildings.