Wegfubyatyok is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, deceitful snake.

Wegfubyatyok created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfubyatyok, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wegfubyatyok, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wegfubyatyok's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wegfubyatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Wegfubyatyok in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with pride.