Quillfumventimmif is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, kind parrot.

Quillfumventimmif created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillfumventimmif, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quillfumventimmif, he will not care at all.

Quillfumventimmif's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Quillfumventimmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Do not take Quillfumventimmif's name in vain.

4. Quillfumventimmif must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Quillfumventimmif on top of all buildings.