Cipgenquim is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage
gerbil.
Cipgenquim created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cipgenquim, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Cipgenquim, he will refuse to believe in you.
Cipgenquim's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Cipgenquim's Holy Commandments1. Never wear kilts.
2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.
3. Never mention grasshopers.
4. Do not hurt doves.
5. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.