Jigyogjip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered newt.

Jigyogjip created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigyogjip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jigyogjip, she will turn you into a plant.

Jigyogjip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Jigyogjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must love Jigyogjip.

4. Always help rats.

5. Never bounce in winter.