Wotgethenstikbessflowpibveen
is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, stupid
naga
.
Wotgethenstikbessflowpibveen
created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wotgethenstikbessflowpibveen
, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Wotgethenstikbessflowpibveen
, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Wotgethenstikbessflowpibveen's
most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Wotgethenstikbessflowpibveen's Holy Commandments
1. Always help voles in need.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Never wear boots.
4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.
5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.
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