Fasgidhug is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless fish.

Fasgidhug created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgidhug, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fasgidhug, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fasgidhug's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fasgidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fasgidhug.

2. Put Fasgidhug first in all things.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fasgidhug on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about goats.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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