Bemgedfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless lion.

Bemgedfat created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemgedfat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bemgedfat, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bemgedfat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bemgedfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Run away from purple ducks, for they are unholy.

3. You must love Bemgedfat.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.