Cadbugvag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil swan.

Cadbugvag created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadbugvag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cadbugvag, it will not care.

Cadbugvag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cadbugvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cadbugvag.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.