Latdobcid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, two-faced cobra.

Latdobcid created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Latdobcid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Latdobcid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Latdobcid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Latdobcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Never record signs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Shun those given to greed.