Jippadgeddiss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable raccoon.

Jippadgeddiss created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Jippadgeddiss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jippadgeddiss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jippadgeddiss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jippadgeddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Never feed grapes to sharks while wearing turquoise stockings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not chop down trees.