Somgepjap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, flying dolphin.

Somgepjap created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Somgepjap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Somgepjap, it will turn you into a goat.

Somgepjap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Somgepjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Never prepare rice during spring.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Always help capybaras in need.