Dumnurttip is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, almighty hedgehog.

Dumnurttip created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dumnurttip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dumnurttip, she will turn you into a rat.

Dumnurttip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dumnurttip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.