Vidbinfab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-powerful skunk.

Vidbinfab created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidbinfab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vidbinfab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Vidbinfab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vidbinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never cross rivers at dawn.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Pray only in shadows.