Cimfubvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, contented swallow.

Cimfubvog created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimfubvog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cimfubvog, she will ignore you.

Cimfubvog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cimfubvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to goats while wearing stockings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.