Binflanbus is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective hippopotamus.

Binflanbus created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Binflanbus, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binflanbus, he will curse you with boils.

Binflanbus' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Binflanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Do not gather at bridges at midday.