Figzigsak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful goblin.

Figzigsak created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figzigsak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Figzigsak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Figzigsak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Figzigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Figzigsak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near geese while wearing mauve trousers and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.

5. Put Figzigsak first in all things.