Binsissin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever goblin.

Binsissin created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Binsissin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Binsissin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Binsissin's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Binsissin's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dusk.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. You must never eat peanuts.