Ciploopgig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, vain clam.

Ciploopgig created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciploopgig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ciploopgig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Ciploopgig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ciploopgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near badgers while wearing violet shorts and balancing five tin spheres on your hands.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Never hop in the presence of sheep.