Hunbatnad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish wyrm.

Hunbatnad created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbatnad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunbatnad, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hunbatnad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hunbatnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing blue tights and balancing four titanium spheres on your legs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Never talk about moons.