Pognillvil is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, charitable gnu.

Pognillvil created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pognillvil, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pognillvil, it will turn you into a dog.

Pognillvil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pognillvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to gulls while wearing red rings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never bounce near shrews.