Dinbatfet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, prudent coyote.

Dinbatfet created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbatfet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dinbatfet, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dinbatfet's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dinbatfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.