Targgonbat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Targgonbat created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targgonbat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Targgonbat, he will be very sad.

Targgonbat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Targgonbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.