Quillimjad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic wyvern.

Quillimjad created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillimjad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quillimjad, it will destroy your home solar system.

Quillimjad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quillimjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Quillimjad on top of important buildings.

5. Never bounce in holy places.