Venqueegnel is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak whale.

Venqueegnel created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venqueegnel, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Venqueegnel, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Venqueegnel's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Venqueegnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the east.