Poghigjab is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic
frog.
Poghigjab created silver five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Poghigjab, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Poghigjab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Poghigjab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Poghigjab's Holy Commandments1. Never mention squirrels.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never eat bark.