Poghigjab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic frog.

Poghigjab created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poghigjab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Poghigjab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Poghigjab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Poghigjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat bark.