Nullmetwee Lakcemdiss Logbidfodbatkin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic guinea pig.

Nullmetwee Lakcemdiss Logbidfodbatkin created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullmetwee Lakcemdiss Logbidfodbatkin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nullmetwee Lakcemdiss Logbidfodbatkin, he will not care at all.

Nullmetwee Lakcemdiss Logbidfodbatkin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nullmetwee Lakcemdiss Logbidfodbatkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shoes.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not take Nullmetwee Lakcemdiss Logbidfodbatkin's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.