Cubyamlog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humorless hummingbird.

Cubyamlog created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cubyamlog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubyamlog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cubyamlog's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cubyamlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about spacetime near foxes while wearing gray corsets and balancing three tin spheres on your arms.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Put Cubyamlog first in all things.

5. Do not commit murder.