Fotdibfitspag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying goose.

Fotdibfitspag created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotdibfitspag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotdibfitspag, it will not invite you to parties.

Fotdibfitspag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fotdibfitspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fotdibfitspag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.