Hablegkon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful donkey.

Hablegkon created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hablegkon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hablegkon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hablegkon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hablegkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.

2. Never bounce in the presence of mites.

3. Retreat if six snakes approach from the west.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Hablegkon on top of all buildings.