Bastsasnib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying goblin.

Bastsasnib created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastsasnib, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bastsasnib, it will turn you into a rock.

Bastsasnib's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bastsasnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.