Tofmobpas is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow pig.

Tofmobpas created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofmobpas, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tofmobpas, it will turn you into a worm.

Tofmobpas' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tofmobpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head gray.

2. Worship no other gods but Tofmobpas.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Do not eat parsnips.