Limhomsig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, competent rhinoceros.

Limhomsig created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limhomsig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Limhomsig, he will turn you into a rock.

Limhomsig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Limhomsig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Limhomsig on top of important buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Limhomsig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Limhomsig five times a day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.